if you see someone in the camborne redruth area wearing a black hoodie with ufc ( ultimate fighting championship hoodie on, id like it back, ive had that hoodie for ages its a special edition only 5000 of that kind ever made thats the only thing i really want back which was stolen because i cant replace it, i mean i know u wouldnt be able to get it back for me cos u couldnt prove it wasnt theres but u could give me a description of the person wearing it, ive had this hoodie for years and ive never seen any1 in the area with another one so the likely hood of the one u see not being mine is silm to none)

Shame you got buggered mate, sorry burgled, but on the slightly positive side that's about the longest sentence in brackets I've ever read.

In the wrong section as surely this must qualify as General Chat!?! Anyway, as Gerbil said, it's a quality piece of literature you've put together there Mr Bowden sir. On a more serious note, as well as your hoodie, i do believe Mrs McGuire had her phone stolen the other week - have either of you considered that the culprit could be none other than Paulo GeeGee??? He's often spotted at various carboot sales (not too mention dogging sites...so i've heard!?!) so perhaps he's flogged them on? I'll keep my eyes out for the top though.

yea but i figured more people would check this section than the other one