I believe today is mr clifts 31st birthday. Happy birthday buddy

Cheers matey. Yeah, don't be fooled by my boyish good-looks, i am indeed 31! It seems like only yesterday i was 30!?!

You still look like and absolute queer shitting a hedgehog Mr Clift Sir but probably just a bit better than I did last year when you visited me in hospital. Many Happy Returns!!

Thank you very much Mr Edwards sir. As for the hospital visit, who could forget how you looked in hospital...i'm guessing that will be the last time you try and make love to a dyson hoover whilst inserting a furry rodent (possibly Gerbil) up your back passage.