The Draw for the Doubles KO has been included in the competition section of the website for all to view. Please note that it now commences on Monday 31st March and not Easter Monday.

To my partner the Goat. From 2-0 up we should have wrapped it up, and it was a couple of my shots that let us down. But hey-ho, we gave it a decent shot and well done to Clifty and Rod for taking 3 on the spin.

Also a message to some of my pool-playing colleagues (no doubt soon to be edited by Clifty and probably rightly so). To all those of you who believe I'm crap - that's as may be and is all but certainly true. But to take more than a passing interest in me not being as good as I once was, you must be pretty pants yourselves, so FUCK YOU! You know who you are...

Anyway, good luck to everyone for next Monday!

Apologising to the goat??? If he was my partner then i'd blame him as he hasn't got internet access at the mo PLUS he's a readymade...wait for it....wait for it...scape-GOAT! (see what i did there...genius!). As for editing your post, i'm on holiday so can't be bothered to!

Fair play holiday boy!!

Loving your wordplay, but let's leave it there. Any more contrived comments and it may seem as if you're... acting the goat??

Oi hasbeen boy, leave the puns to the expert and i'm not kidding!

Baaaaaaa humbug!!!

Mr jory sir i see someone has rubbed you up the wrong way! I suppose you cant be any more to the point than saying F**K YOU can you.I think it may be time to bring back the grudge match topic and get the talking done on the baize!I will not be entering the grudge match this year as i get on with everybody and im a lover not a fighter!!!(lol).IF anyone knows of a good grudge match then put them down and lets see who wants to play who!!!

well on any other given sunday id say me and burrows but do you no what???i actualy quite like the old boy now(not like that mr burrows)and i think ive found a new drinking partner on presentation night,could never forgive the bugger for drinking iron brew all night and calling me a slow drinker tho!!roll on the next double baileys(or wotever that cheap immitation was),p.s gerbil,im crap too.wahoooo.

I'd quite fancy playing Mr Knuckey in a match...obviously not for a trophy though as i'd never get it if i won!

Mr clift sir i was suggested the grudge match idea i had you and Mr knuckey in mind!LOL

i think we would need to hire out canborne abc (amateur boxing club) for knuckey and clifty.rooooouuuund one...............................................