i would like to say if sooty ever asks you for a lift on a thursday i would recommend saying no because two weeks ago on the way back from penwith when chris was giving simon a lift back he was pulled over by the police And this week while i was giving simon a lift home i was pulled over TWICE, so i believe having simon in the car is a sure way of getting pulled over

Funny you should say that, i've been pulled over countless times (comes with the territory of having such a high powered sports car! i guess?!) but i've only been breathalysed once and that was when i was coming back from Newquay a couple of years ago with none other than Paulo GeeGee in the passenger seat! Obviously i passed the test with flying colours although it took me days trying to recover from the exertion of trying to blow in the bloody tube! (feel free to insert your own gags here)

i remember that happening to u

but didnt you tell them that you was driving right said fred home ?

but didnt you tell them that you was driving right said fred home ?

--- joebowden 

T'is true which may have been one of the reasons they chose to breathalyse me i suppose!?! The policewoman asked me where i had been and i told her that i was the chauffeur for Right Said Fred and was in the process of dropping the lead singer back home...strangely she failed to see the funny side of it! I won't be making that mistake again...in future i'll say i'm Duncan Goodhew's chauffeur instead!

Now mr bowden if u could drive properly you wouldn't attract so much unwanted attention to yourself. Quite funny tho. Especially seeing as though you said that evening i've never been pulled over before !!!!! ha

i was driving properly

and i believe they only pulled me over due to the fact you was in my car