As I'm bored beyond belief!

Right, here's what we do. Everyone contributes 3 lines to make a completely random and probably unintelligible story/poem. Sitting comfortably children? Then I'll begin...

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a --- andyjory 

White Hart player wearing silver shoes!

Obviously i had to take a closer look.

When i got near though i realised that

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a --- andyjory 

White Hart player wearing silver shoes!

Obviously i had to take a closer look.

When i got near though i realised that

--- adamclift 

it was just the usual pre-season aura of confidence,

ready and waiting to be dashed yet again.

More players filed into the pub, obviously attracted by

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a --- andyjory 

White Hart player wearing silver shoes!

Obviously i had to take a closer look.

When i got near though i realised that

--- adamclift 

it was just the usual pre-season aura of confidence,

ready and waiting to be dashed yet again.

More players filed into the pub, obviously attracted by

--- andyjory 

the stench of Murvaish sweating blood as he gets ripped apart by a part time league player joseph tonkin in the pre-league money match build up to white harts opening game of the season. Meathead murvaish is once again crying in his seat over the disapointment of not been able to pot a single ball, maybe this shrek lookalike should give up pool and try becoming a dung beetle. And tonkin is on the hill 9-0 and just as he is about to break in walks...........

Apologies for digressing somewhat from the story but Mr Tonkin sir, you don't seem to have grasped the idea of 3 lines at a time story!

Apologies for digressing somewhat from the story but Mr Tonkin sir, you don't seem to have grasped the idea of 3 lines at a time story!

--- adamclift 

well adam sir, if you look closely to my story it is actually 3 sentences long. I assumed that when jory said 3 lines he actually meant 3 sentences. how about we start a new one! lol

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a --- andyjory 

White Hart player wearing silver shoes!

Obviously i had to take a closer look.

When i got near though i realised that

--- adamclift 

it was just the usual pre-season aura of confidence,

ready and waiting to be dashed yet again.

More players filed into the pub, obviously attracted by

--- andyjory 

the stench of Murvaish sweating blood as he gets ripped apart by a part time league player joseph tonkin in the pre-league money match build up to white harts opening game of the season. Meathead murvaish is once again crying in his seat over the disapointment of not been able to pot a single ball, maybe this shrek lookalike should give up pool and try becoming a dung beetle. And tonkin is on the hill 9-0 and just as he is about to break in walks...........

--- joetonkin1 

his misses totally naked after being gang banged up the arse by some hillbillys.Tonkin cant satisfiy his girlfriend with his little pethetic cock so his misses had to go else where to get herself off. Murvaish finds this totally amusing and comes storming back to take the match 10-9.Tonkin cant take this beating by murvaish so he picks up his cue and walks out of the pub only to.........

It was a dark, stormy Wednesday night.

I went, as always, to the pub to play pool.

Imagine my amazement when I saw a --- andyjory 

White Hart player wearing silver shoes!

Obviously i had to take a closer look.

When i got near though i realised that

--- adamclift 

it was just the usual pre-season aura of confidence,

ready and waiting to be dashed yet again.

More players filed into the pub, obviously attracted by

--- andyjory 

the stench of Murvaish sweating blood as he gets ripped apart by a part time league player joseph tonkin in the pre-league money match build up to white harts opening game of the season. Meathead murvaish is once again crying in his seat over the disapointment of not been able to pot a single ball, maybe this shrek lookalike should give up pool and try becoming a dung beetle. And tonkin is on the hill 9-0 and just as he is about to break in walks...........

--- joetonkin1 

his misses totally naked after being gang banged up the arse by some hillbillys.Tonkin cant satisfiy his girlfriend with his little pethetic cock so his misses had to go else where to get herself off. Murvaish finds this totally amusing and comes storming back to take the match 10-9.Tonkin cant take this beating by murvaish so he picks up his cue and walks out of the pub only to.........

see Bill Beaumont and Bill Oddie handcuffed together declaring their undying love for Dicky Bray who in turn cannot stop saying "best pub in town" Gail, Gail Gail when finally Dicky stops to start imitating Big Bird from Sesame Street in a bizarre west indian accent when suddenly the gambler began to..........