I feel that we as pool players should be allowed to bring our pigeons to pool matches - I can think of nothing better than one of my beautiful grey Rock Dove cooing me with gratuitous support on a wednesday evening.

I LOVE PIGEONS!!

I'm sorry Mr Edwards but how can you call yourself a pool player after losing to my old man earlier this year??? Anyway nice idea about the pigeons.

Which old man did I lose to Clifty er the Milkman? The Postman? The Dustman, Gerbil or was it Roger? Nice to see that your still alive son!

ANYONE WANNA BUY ANY NIKE AIR MAX 90'S, ADDIDAS ETC GIMME A SHOUT ON HERE - GOOD PRICES ASK CLIFTY!! HE LOOKS SO SEXY IN THEM!

Yeah but let's face it, Clifty obviously looks sexy in anything?! With regard to pigeons, I'm liking it. Perhaps even a bonus 2 points per match for the team with the best presented pigeon on the night? Gotta be a winner in my book.

For charity I would love to see Clifty dressed in a Pigeon suit (with Nike Air Max 90's on) whistling the theme tune to pigeon street. I am willing to put a donation up front. We've got the Biggy Truffle Shuffle now lets have the Clifty Pigeon Street Dance. C'MON PEOPLE

Coo what a lofty idea. You could have knocked me down with a feather when I read this. I would certainly get a trill out of it. Perhaps we should all have numbers round our ankles and make a random draw as to the playing order each week, and have Mouldy Old Dough for the match food (Anyone old enough to get that one?)

Well the Vipers Christmas bash is fancy dress so there is a defitite possibility of it being a goer!

some more words to use in pigeon humour.....

beak, wing, seed, perch

Just going to work bye