Mr Clift, can you confirm the rumours flying around that, following your recent chaaaaridee work (p.32 Cam-Red West Briton), you will shortly be leading a selection of your finest Vipers and appearing in some raunchy, intimate poses for a near-the-knuckle naked charity calendar??
Just repeating what I've heard. I'd imagine Ms McGuire will be positively salivating (as are the rest of us, admit it) at the thought of Paulo in nowt but a Christmas hat, black boots and antlers.

Mere speculation me old mucker. I do do (run, run) a lot of work for charity but i don't like to talk about that mate! The calendar idea has been banded around with regards to the Vipers before but maybe we could do a calendar incorporating some of the players in the Jolly's Camborne-Redruth Premier Pool League - i've got a cracking picture of smacktheeffers which i'll bless the site with soon. Maybe the calendar could be based over the length of next season and have the fixtures on so then every pub in the league will have one hanging up. Could be a novel idea.

Like it! Each team could vote for a representative to appear on a month, with a couple of group/team photos thrown in as the obligatory money shots.
My vote would obviously lie with the big man. And a strategically placed white sock.

Ahhh, god bless his little cotton white socks!