For a month.
If anyone sees me with an alcoholic beverage in my sweaty, grasping hand in the next four-ish weeks, please feel free to either:-
a) Tut loudly at me and say, "It's only yourself that you're letting down" ,
b) Knock the aforementioned beverage out of my hand,
c) Nick it and down it.
n.b - please do not attempt any of the above after the allotted time span.
Thank you.