Well, my second Wednesday night match on the trot tonight and, as it's against Scum B, no offence to them but the part I'm looking forward to most is questioning the Big Man on his alleged exploits with a... Well, shall we say 'less able-bodied' female recently?! I'm sure one of the Eagles will post an update on here tomorrow after we get the goss from him. And hey, if we don't then we can always make some up!!!

more will definately be revealed later!!!

I'll be having strict words with the big-man if it turns out to be true as i implement a no-sex before pool ban on the whole team which i stick to vehemently! (and there was everyone thinking that the reason i don't have sex is because i'm physically repulsive...although admittedly this doesn't help!).

Oh and Mr Clift, you may well self-impose the no nookie ban before a Wednesday night pool match (maybe I should have tried it last night?!) but how about post-Viper matches???? I've heard a little rumour you're a part time love God to the older lady in Shout...

Once again another post drags me into it! Right Gerbil son, first thing's first, if you're referring to the post Vipers match in Shout last time then she's 2 or 3 years older so we're not talking someone double my age or anything...although i have it on good authority that DEFINITELY one Viper has been with a woman double his age before (obviously you wouldn't know who that would be would you son???). Anyway, i can't deny that as you say i am a love god...if any of my ex-girlfriends are reading this (not that any of them are intelligent enough to read!) then i'm obviously joking BUT if they're not then i'm speaking the truth! On the subject of post Viper match activities, i believe i'm not the only one with a story to tell...hmmmmmmm! (not a good idea to pick on the sober one who REMEMBERS everything!). Anyway, back to the Big-Man, after a chat with one or two of the White Hart B lads, i hear Biggy hasn't been telling us the whole truth about what he did OR didn't do!

Well, after last night's match we've found out that Biggy's lurve interest has the possibly unfortunate nickname of 'Ding Dong'. Would you care to tell us why Mr Olds?? My guesses include...
* She looks like a boxer;
* She has a c*ck;
* It's a variation of 'Ting Tong' from Little Britain;
* She's up for a scrap;
* Punters are always ringing her doorbell;
* All of the above.

not sure myself but like the sound of number 3!