TSC merry; WHA sober as judges 8-7
WHB sober as badgers; Spice Boys wannabe drunk 9-6
Tricky Pissheads slaughtered; Tigers trying tipples today 8-7
RJB coke heads; Waggoners not on the wagon 2-13
Vic Van Men over the limit; Eagles swooping down for a lemonade 5-10
3C Boys & Grim on the top shelf IRBL under the table 10-5

Interesting team names! I'll predict:
Trevenson 7-8 White Hart A
White Hart B 9-6 Spice of Life
Trickys 7-8 Tuckingmill
Red Jackets B 3-12 Waggoners
Victoria 7-8 Red Jackets Eagles
Cricket Club 9-6 Illogan RBL
I think there could be a few close games tonight...which will probably mean that there won't be!