I HEAR 1 PLAYER IS ABOUT TO QUIT 1 OF THE TOP SIDES AFTER A BUSST UP WITH HIS CAPTAIN

little more information needed perhaps

Oh, how exciting - I wonder what team it could be, surely not the Red Jackets Eagles...oh hang on a minute, me thinks it might be! We're losing matches, players and the plot...let's hope we don't lose the league as well! Sack the captain!

As people were saying last night about Barcelona - nice to be in a "crisis" situation where you're still top of your league!
Who've you fallen out with then Clifty??? You been engaging in a debate about the pros and cons of neo-nihilism with the Big Fella again have you? Or has Bally been forceably imposing his pro-homo views on you?
P.s - I'm presuming we didn't "Do a Barcelona" and lose at home last night?!

You know me son, how could anyone fallout with me over my style of captaincy, it's not as if i get too involved and worked up sometimes is it??? Anyway, i wouldn't really call it a bust up as there were no words exchanged or anything, it's just some people aren't used to my Clifticisms (that's what i've decided to call them!) so it can come across as quite hard to take...unlike hardened pros like yourself son, who have been on the receiving end so many times that you accept the Clifticisms (i'm liking that word more and more!) for nothing more than me releasing the tension a bit. Not sure if we're going to lose a player, hopefully not, but only time will tell. That's the problem with pool, it's only a game but it's hard not to get involved sometimes. Anyway, we did indeed win last night son, 13-2, so we're one unbeaten...wahey!

Clifty,

I think you should set up a poll (just like the red jackets v white hart time)

Make a list of the players from the top sides, call it pool factor, who ever comes out top should quit and become a singer

You weren't there for the xmas karaoke mate - never mind Pool Factor, if it were an Eagles player singing it'd have to be re-named Poo Factor!

I'm not sure if I should object or not to the term "hardened pro", who has apparently "been on the receiving end so many times..." !!
The 'Clifticisms' are indeed part and parcel of playing for the Eagles; I personally hope we'll be seeing plenty more of them as they are often quite amusing!! And, dare I say it, sometimes have a positive effect... Contentious I know!

im piping in now.....i spose its a sign of respect to take anything mr clift says in his clitisms and go out and play with more hunger in the next game,my players have been there when the clitisms have kicked off before and have said if i spoke to them like that they would quit,but then maybe i dont have there respect,i run my team a totally different way to the top man and that is why we are 0 unbeaten and the wheels r coming off,mr clift sir,keep the clitisms up my son.

Have my team's respect??? Mr Lane sir, i think it's more to do with the fact they know i'm just losing the plot and put it down to the ramblings of a mad man! I'm loving the poll idea suggested by Mr Prigg but as for Gerbil even daring to suggest that my karaoke singing at the Vipers Christmas bash was poo - the cheek of it, me thinks you'll be on the end of a clifticism later! Anyway referring back to the bust up and player involved, i've got a feeling i might have wrongly pressumed the post was referring to the Red Jackets Eagles team but i'm starting to think it wasn't so exactly who are we talking about??? Very exciting this!

nearly fell of my chair laughing at the spelling in mr lanes post. maybe it is my mind but boy i think he got it a bit wrong!

Miss McGuire, did you you not know that Clifty is in fact a hermaphrodite?
It's the only reason half of our team play!!
Oh, and it means that all the usual comments are factually correct!!!
Just joking Clitty, you know we luv ya...
P.S - Hope India was good Jo?

was amazing thanks. does this mean we can call him clitty now!!

Yeh, I bet - and now back to amazing Cornwall - woohoo?!
In fairness, most people call the old boy something quite 'close' to Clitty already...
;-)