well its good to see after 13 posts we finally got lasts wedsnesdays farce sorted!!.also its good to have joe tonks banter back for a few weeks,top man and undoubtedly the most controversial figure in the game!!more to the fact any game as moyler would tell you from the cricket incident last summer.as for the potter i would banter back about your predictions if i could understand a word u said you pool school retard,shit i went there 2.Mr clift sir i predict a lot of banter leading up tothe 24th of jan and to be honest mate,we wouldnt want it any other way.fellow league pissheads,eg rob roy,gerbil,simon "double southern comfort" mahony,we will be havin a quiet festive drink around town next fri evening 22,all welcome,could get messy.

The banter is indeed alive and kicking and i was lucky enough to witness first hand Garry Potter and Mr Saundry having a friendly bit of banter on Friday night in Bunters (spookily if you take the 'U' out of Bunters and replace it with an 'A' then it spells Banters...the truth is out there me thinks!). As for drinks on Friday 22nd December - as if anyone would want to leave home when the mighty Palace are live on Sky playing Sunderland!

i will endevour to be very drunk on friday mr lane sir doubles all round ?

Can't make Friday mate. Will try to catch up with you lads later in the night if everyone's still standing and in Camborne...
Av a good one - sure you will!!

So Gerbil can't make Friday...sounds very intriguing to me! Where are you then son? I'm guessing you're not staying at home whatching the mighty Palace which must mean that there's a woman (or bloke???) involved! Who is she son OR have we got to all make our predictions as to who it could possibly be???

Mr Clift, I believe I already told you last Thursday (?) that yes, I do indeed have a date, a very nice young lady quite different from my normal type (which has got to be a good thing). On Friday night I shall doubtless be making pointless small talk in some dodgy pub before sitting bored rigid through the entire length of Happy f**king Feet or some other equally abysmal crap, and all in the admittedly slim hope of pulling a Christmas cracker!!

Just checking son as i believe that you were due to go out with a woman last Friday and if my memory serves me right (and of course it does!), she was very inappropriate for you! Anyway congrats on finding a suitable female...have you breached the subject of the Vipers thong to her yet? (if not then it's definitely worth mentioning on Friday me thinks!)

Consider it breached. And before you ask, if by any chance the response is positive then you're definitely NOT doing the camera work!

P.S - We don't mention last Friday. Discretion is the better part of valour and all that, and I'm not very brave!!