please suzie dont except his apology. Been late is a tactic he taught me last summer in the tuesday night league! another tactic that i doubt u know about, is when he is playing he will stroke his forehead like if he is stroking a pussy cat....read next comment..

he does this to make his head shinny and then drops his chalk and then blinds his opponent with his head when picking the chalk up!

never trust a yorkshire man who spent sometime in Germany! league players u have being warned! dont get me started on the other players in his team! that bloody boy with the tattoos!..............hahaha :-)

oh come on, dont hold back - I want to know about the rest of the team!

I blame Camborne Cricket Club's captain! Why on earth anyone would want Paulo in their team (on a Wednesday anyway!) is beyond me! Public floggings for Paulo and the captain i say...and maybe chuck Joe Bowden in there as well just for his dodgy taste in t-shirts! (also possibly chuck White Hart 'A' in there as well just for the fact that they are White Hart 'A'!)